Finally!

I finally got a new card uploader so I can do my blog again. I know some of you have had withdraws and I apologize. I know it must have been hard to live without my clever and hilarious stories!

Carter has really been trying to use the big boy potty lately. Ever time I turn around he's naked. The only bad part about it is he keeps peeing and pooping in the floor. That's right, I said pooping in the floor. I've tried being patient and supportive but anyone who knows me knows I am not to good at patient and supportive! I was good in the beginning but as we go along the more frustrated I become. Ever time I have to clean up pee I start to twitch. I say "It's OK buddy, Mama knows it was a accident. Next time we need to go to the potty." But inside I'm screaming " STOP PEEING IN THE FLOOR OR I"M GOING TO KILL YOU!" HA! ( Just for legal purposes I have to say I would not really kill my son.) If you're a mama you'll understand my , what seems to be, insanity, LOL

The best part about this whole thing is seeing Carter in his big boy undies. It is hilarious and he thinks he's so big. He struts around saying " Look, I big" It cracks me up. I took these pics the other day. He's playing me a song and singing while rocking his undies and baseball cap. Which by the way, he goes no where without. I think it may be his security blanket.

UGHHHH!

Hi Everybody! Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I have had some major puter problems. ( That's my computer not my you know what!) It crashed the other day and we had to buy a new one. I asked the guy that sold it to me if I could pay him with one of my kidneys because it would probably be easier to heal from surgery than it's going to be to pay for this thing. Also when I bought it I didn't realize that it didn't have a port for my camera card. So I go to manually plug in my camera and can't find the blasted cord. So now I have to buy one of those. Stupid technology. All I want to do is show off my funny pics and make fun of myself but I guess you'll have to wait for that till I can hook for enough money to buy the cord. Ha! Keep checking in for some pretty funny pics of my fat ass trying to run and Carter in his ball cap and underwear. You won't want to miss it! I miss you all and hope I get to see everyone really soon. Now that I have to become a "Working Girl" to pay for the computer my schedule will be very busy so drop me a line anytime or come see me on the corner of Maple and Main.Ha!
Love, Jo-n-Jo

I have a job!

Well, it is official, I have a new job! Some friends of Andy and I, Jason and Heather Groce, have asked me to sit with their kids. Their names are Erin,4, and Alex,almost 2. They are the best kids, so well behaved and polite. They just play all day and keep to themselves. Carter loves going over there and playing already. And I love being able to take him with me. It is really good for Carter to be around other kids. Maybe he will start to understand the meaning of sharing!

Skinny Jeans!

I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT! I can actually fit into the jeans I haven't worn in 3 years! It is absolutely mind blowing. I guess you don't really notice how much weight your losing because you see yourself every day. I have been busting my butt lately as the deadline grows near. I simply can't let Tim or Andy do better than me, it was my idea ya know! I plan to lose a total of 92.5 lbs by Christmas so keep pushing me family!

To my dear Shan I say this, I have accepted that I may not catch you, seeing as you are a god at weight lose. But whether you win or I win, we should celebrate each others victory by taking a road trip to show off our new bods! East coast or west coast, you choose! We will stop in every town on the way to our destination just so people can admire 2 hot sexy ladies!
LOL!
Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo

Hairy!

I woke up this morning and this is what I saw. A scary, old, sasquach! I wanted to laugh and cry all at the same time!

I just got an email from my cousin Ilya. For those of you who don't know, Ilya was a foriegn exchange student that lived with my grandma and grandpa about ten years ago. He's from Russia but now he lives in or around Boston. He sent me some pictures of his little boy, Martin. He is SOOOO Cute. Carter was so excited. He has watched the videos at least 10 times today!

Carter's Tractor

Well, it is officially spring. Finally! Andy got to mow the lawn yesterday and Carter got to get out his tractor for the first time since Christmas. I think he had forgot about it because he got so excited when Andy got it out of the garage. He has rode that thing all day today. He thought it was a big trip when Daddy asked him to pull the tractor up to the grass piles they had made and he got to help haul it back to the garage. He also loves crashing it into things. He has rammed the house, the building, the tree, just about everything. Including Mommy and Daddy. He hasn't quit learned how to go in reverse yet, so when you hear " CRASH! CRASH.......HELP MOMMY! HELP!" you know it's time to go turn him around.

Thanks Nanny and PawPaw, he really loves it. My only complaint is that next time, buy a slower one. That thing goes about 100 miles per hour. He's hard to keep up with. Ya know, I am a smoker!!