Matthew

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ANDY

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JoAnna

I love this website. I can be anything I want! This is so funny!

Shannon!

Just for Shannon. Isn't this halarious?! I'm going to do one of me next!
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Whoop Whoop!

Yeah!!!!! As many of you know I joined the gym a couple of weeks ago. With the weigh in fastly approching, I have really stepped up my game this week. All in all, I've ran 27 miles this week! That's right I said 27 MILES! I'm super proud of myself for that. Who would have ever guessed I could do that? Don't get me wrong, I still hate working out. I haven't became one of those crazy people that live to sweat. It's probably my least favorite thing next to birds ( OOOOO.......Birds are scary....) but after I got on the scale this morning it made it all worth it. This week I lost.......Wait for it.............6 Lbs! Yep, 6Lbs! I am offically under 200! I'm on my way to my goal of 155. Only 44.5 Lbs left. That seems so doable considering I've already lost 53 Lbs. I know everyone is probably tired of hearing about this weight lose thing but to bad! I'm going to boast till the cows come home because I've worked really hard and I've been so hungry since January that I could eat the ass end out of a skunk! Well, I guess I'll go and see if I can find some sexy new clothes online....I wanna look banging at the weigh in when I win all that money. Eat you heart out Smith family!

The Trainer From Hell

With the upcoming Biggest Loser Weigh In, my 10 year high school reunion and The Thanksgiving weigh in (that's right TJ, I haven't forgotten!) I decided to join a gym because I seem to have hit a plateau. When you sign up, they offer you some free training sessions. I thought that was awesome! I was so excited and looked forward to jump starting my weight loss again. The day finally arrived and I was so pumped! I got up and did my hair, put my makeup on and donned my cutest workout clothes. My trainers name was .......Was?.......Well I can't remember because after she was done with me I was surprised I could remember my own name. We started out talking about my goals and all that jazz. She asked me what I needed in a trainer and I said I needed a Jillian. (For those of you who live under a rock, Jillian is a trainer on The hit NBC show THE BIGGEST LOSER. She is extremely tough and pushes people past their comfort zones by screaming at them and telling them that their excuses aren't going to get them off the hook.) After telling my trainer this is what I needed out of her, She asked me another. The next question scared me a little. " How religious are you." I seriously didn't know what to say.Was she going to turn into the devil or a satanic demon? I guess I was looking at her like she was crazy because she instantly said, "I just need to know if profanity bothers you" That was a huge relief, I cuss like a sailor, so i said oh course not. So here we go, I'm PUMPED!, LETS DO THIS! Do you know what she had me do first? Guess!..........I know what you're thinking. Something easy for a beginner, right? WRONG! One-handed push ups! Me! Joanna Marie Smith! One handed push ups!?! I thought she was crazy. I looked at her and said "You've got to be kidding." And she said.......And she screamed" GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE AND GIVE ME 25 NOWWWWWW!!!" My first reaction was to cry, my second was to bitch slap her, and finally the rational third reaction was that she was doing what I asked so I should just do it. Well, I finally finished the boot camp push ups, believe it or not, and I thought to myself how awesome am I. I actually did it!.............................. I believe if you're on your way into Hell, There is a glimmer of hope that you might get out, and then they poke you with a red hot poker. That is what happened to me. I was super proud of myself and than she laid into me like Satan! Weight lifting, more push ups, butterflies, rowing, crazy floor crunches with an exercise ball between my legs, cardio. cardio. And more stinking cardio! I really did think I was going to die( I know I've said that a lot in my life time but this time I mean It!) I am so sore today that I can barley walk and I can't lift my arms past my stomach. I just keep telling my self it will be worth it to be skinny and feel better. But today I'm really debating if being fat is so bad! My next session is on Tuesday, if I can walk by then. I know it will get easier one of these days and if it doesn't I might need some help in killing Satan but all in all it wasn't that bad . ( I have to say that just in case she's watching.......I'm scared...)
So the moral of the story boys and girls, Is never ask a no name trainer to pretend she is the meanest trainer alive, even if you think it will help you. Because the truth is The trainer has probably wanted to yell at every client they've had all day and if you give them permission to yell at you, they will make you do your work and all the other clients work too!

Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo

Good Times

My Mattchoo

Melody, the camera phobe

Keishabee

Me driving.....I know, scary right?

Kimmie

Us Girls in the Big Lots

Mama and Me

CHESSE!!!!!

CHEESE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

My family came up this weekend and I had the best time. We just hung out and laughed a lot. We went yard saleing and shopping. Well......we girls went shopping. Mattchoo stayed at home with Andy and Carter. He said the only reason he came in the first place was so Andy wouldn't be affected by the Estrogen Fest! Ha! Saturday night we had a tornado warning and it was so funny watching everybody prepare for the worst. We were all scared we would have to go to the basement with Matt because he had just ate a sack full of Whitecastles. SHOOO!!!!!!That could have killed us before a tornado would have! Carter was sad to see them go as were we and cried his little eyes out when they left. Mama wanted to take Carter home with her but couldn't because no one could watch him on Monday. I was glad because I'm not ready for him to be away that long without me. And if you know my mama, she would have taken him no matter what I said if someone could've watched him! I can't wait till they come back or I get to go down. I miss you all horrible and can't wait to see you again.

Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo

Mr. Doodlebug Happy Smith

Doodlebug and Mama

Nannie, Doodlebug and Carter

Carter meeting Doodlebug

Hiding in their house

Doodlebug

Carter got his new puppy this weekend. I am Pleased to introduce Mr. Doodlebug Happy Smith. You may be wondering were we got his name. When I first told Carter he was getting a new puppy and asked him what his name would be, he said Happy. Well, when I asked him again, he said Doodlebug. Seeing as it is so much cuter when Carter says Doodlebug that's what we went with. I did fell bad though because we got the dog from my sis Kim and she had been calling it Happy for about 2 months so he would know his name. The poor thing is so confused it doesn't know what to do when you say his name. He is really good so far and we love him already. Carter is still learning to be easy with him but all in all it's going pretty well. Doodlebug hasn't even used the bathroom in the house which I'm very happy about. Maybe it won't be as hard to potty train him as I thought it would be. Now if I could only train Carter.........

Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo

Yard Sale

Mama Shannon and Jonah and Jasper

Miss Issy

Mr. Jasper

Carter and Jonah

Carter tickling Jasper

Carter and Issy hugging

Jasper and the evidence

The Chewing Gum Thieves

Oh Crap! We're caught!

Hot Mama!

Fashionista Issy

Playing with the toys

Tricycle showdown!

They look like they're planning their getaway

All our junk

Well, the 40 sale is finally over! Thank goodness. It about killed me! NO, I'm just kidding. The truth is I really had a great time. Shannon and the trips came out everyday and helped and it was nice to have them around. Shannon helped me keep my sanity and the kids were great for Carter to play with. They would play in the yard and if they got hot we'd let them in the house to play with the toys and watch TV. Carter and Jasper had a few scraps. I think Carter was a little gun shy of him by the end of the week.HA! Miss Issy had a pretty nasty fall off the steps and scratched up her beautiful face but I think it will heal nicely with out any scars. Thank God! I don't think I could live with myself if she hurt herself that bad on my watch! Mr. Jonah pretty much kept to himself all week. The loner of the group, but I think he had a great time none the less. I just love those kids! I have observed in the past that Shannon's kids don't eat. I have heard of this phenomena but have never really seen it because Carter eats from the time he gets up till his head hits the pillow. Well, I'm pleased to say that the triplets eat pretty good while they were here. Issy and Jasper eat salad and spaghetti with meat sauce which Shan says that don't usually. I don't know why that makes me so happy, it must be the southerner in me. It's how us Kentuckians show our love! There was one really funny incident this week when the Chewing Gum Thieves attacked. Shannon and I were on the porch chatting when We realized that it had gotten really quite. When there are 4 kids involved you know that's a bad thing. Shannon went inside to check on them and started laughing. The kids had found a full pack of gum and were sitting in the corner shoveling it in as if they had never eaten. Their little mouths were crammed full! They were also hiding the evidence, the gum wrappers, in the corner so they wouldn't get caught. It was so funny. Those kids are a blast. I had a great time this year and can't wait till next year. Even if I don't have a sale I'm going to make Shannon come out everyday for a week!

LOVE YA, Jo-n-Jo

Still Fat!!!!!

Andy , Carter and I went out to eat tonight. You know, of course, we had to cheat. You don't go out to eat something good. We went for the old favorite, Mexican. If you know us you know our place, El Chile Poblano. We were quickly seated as they are very speedy. We were taken to this small room off to the side that we had never been seated in before. NO one was in there and we thought "Cool, all alone" There were 4 booths in the room and we noticed when we sat down that the seats were really far from the table. I tried pulling it closer but when I did that Andy couldn't reach the table. We didn't think anything of it and eat our food happily. Until.........They bring someone else into eat in our section. They were huge. I mean huge! They fit perfect in the widely spaced booths. Then I put 2 and 2 together. They sat us in the fat section! I know you think I'm exaggerating but I'm not. The restaurant had plenty of empty seats out front because I was facing that way and could see. At least 8 or 9. We were there for an hour and no big party came in. And it wasn't because of Carter either because half the other dinners had children. Can you believe it!? Me and Andy? Between us we have lost over 100 lbs and to be quite honest I thought I was starting to look pretty hot if I do say so myself. I know one thing, if I had half a mind , I'd never set foot in there again. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. But then again, where will I get my Mexican for cheat night...............

Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo

Happy BIrthday Shannon!!!!!!!!

To my beloved BFF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! I know you probably have a fun day planned. Full of new experiences and daring adventures. LoL! Just try not to kill Nate or the kids, bypass the laundry for the day and try and take a long hot bath. I wish I was loaded so we could go on a massive shopping spree and I could take you to a fabulous dinner in New York or somewhere equally awesome. But , seeing as I am poor, You'll just have to settle for some pics! You know I love ya, have a great day!

Fun in the Sun!

Mr. Alex


Swing Baby, Swing!


Who, me?

Awwww!

Fun in the sun!

Work today was a blast! It was a beautiful day and the kids and I decided it was a good idea to go to the park. Well......the kids informed me it was a good day to go to the park! We had the best time and they were super awesome. On our way to the park we stopped at the store and had our picture taken. You can tell they could have cared less. In the picture, Carter and Erin are both chanting "PARK! PARK!PARK!" So off we went to the park. I make Carter and Erin hold hands that way I don't lose on of them. It is so cute! They just walk ahead of me and they talk each others ear off. I have no idea what they're talking about but I'm sure Carter is teaching her things she shouldn't know! We finally get to the park and off they went. Sliding, swinging, marry-go-rounding, tag and dirt playing commenced. Poor Alex, with his broken leg , didn't get to run around and do all the fun stuff but we had taken some toys , so he sat in the grass and played trains and dinosaurs. The best part about it was that when we left they were all tired and happy, which makes my job a lot easier! All in all, we had the best time and I'm so glad it's finally Summer!
Love YA, Jo-n-JO

I think I died.........

Well, I finally bit the bullet and started working out. I absolutely hate it and I never look forward to doing it. I am just not built to be an athlete. To much up top and to weak on the bottom! HA! I do have to say I have been impressed with myself though. I've been running and that's a big deal for me. If you know me you know I don't even run if a bear is chasing me. I'd just lie down and let him eat me. The farthest I've ran so far is 1.25 miles. I KNOW! Who knew I could do such a thing! However, I should have probably started out a little slower because since the 1.25 miles I've been so sore. If I knew it would hurt this bad I would have considered staying fat. But since I've already started I guess I'll keep it up.The funniest part about the whole thing is that when I'm done running, I just pass out on the porch. I bet the neighbors just sit and wait for the fat girl to do her daily walk/run so they can get a good laugh! HA! Andy took some pics so enjoy. I think they're pretty hilarious. My favorite one is the one where Carter is leaning over me to make sure I"m still alive! HA!