Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Watch the Road!!!!!!!

This is my Dad tring to teach Carter to drive again. So cute.

I LOVE KENTUCKY!


Matt and Keisha


Carter Shane


Mom , TJ< and Carter



Mom, TJ, Laura, Tootie and Ainslee


Carter and Ainslee

TJ and Keisha

Carter and Mom

My Baby

The Easter Bunny came!!!!

Dad and Carter


Coloring Eggs!!!

My Dad, THE GENIUS!!!

I just got back from Ky. and I'm already sad my trip is over. I had the best time. My family is so funny, I don't think I stopped laughing the whole time. I got there Friday afternoon and after Mom got home from work we all loaded up and went down to the sportsman's lodge where my dad and brother are members. The boys camp and the local boy scouts were having a fish fry and let me just say it was soooooo goooood! Those boys can cook!!!!!! there's nothing like eating dinner in a place where it doesn't matter what you wear or what you look like. Everyone's welcome. Saturday I just vegged out with the fam and colored Easter eggs for church. Carter thought it was the coolest thing. He and Dad were eating the eggs as fast as we could color them. All Carter wants to eat now is eggs! You know those plastic covers that go around the eggs, the things that come in the egg coloring kit and you put them on the eggs while they're still hot and they form to the egg? Well my dad decided he had a better way of putting it on, with his cigarette lighter. It worked like a charm, believe it or not. It was pretty funny watching him do it and my brother commented " OUR DAD, THE GENIUS!" I thought I would pee my pants! Sunday we went to church and up to Greatmas for the Easter egg hunt. We had an adult egg hunt too, for the big kids. I found the lucky egg that had 27 dollars in it but I dropped it and Keisha got it. I thought that was cheating but everyone said I fumbled it and it was fair game. To Keisha's credit she split the money with me. By the way , I think I had A moment of insanity because I eat enough to feed a small village this weekend. I won't be surprised if I gain 10 pounds back. I'm never going to catch Shannon now! And last night, my last night home, we had movie night. My greatma, Matt, Keisha, Bubby, Kim, Tj, Laura, Mark, LaShell and I just hung out at Grans and eat, watched movies, cracked jokes and made fun of each other all night. It was awesome. In conclusion, my family is great, I had the best time and I can't wait to go back again. PS .. INDIANA SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

WORST CIRCUS EVER !!!!!!!!!











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This is what you think of when you think of the circus, right? Well this is not what I experienced Saturday when Andy, Nate, Shannon, and I took our kids to the Pages Circus. I think it may have possibly been the worst circus ever.
When we first get there we are all very excited..... until we get inside. It was held in the 4-H barn at the fairgrounds which was very small and of course it smelled like ass. The ceiling was very low and we were wondering how they were going to have acrobats, let alone bring in huge elephants! Before the show they offered pony rides which Carter insist he ride, twice. They were the saddest looking ponies ever! I was fine with him riding them But when they unhooked the ponies to take them out of the ring, they went crazy! They were bucking and biting, it scared me to death. I had been worried about lion attacks and elephant stampedes all day!I thought if the ponies were this wild, We would all surly be eaten by the time the night was out!
Well, the show began, and the longer it went on the worse it got. The lions and tigers looked like they had the mange. Every time they would jump onto their platforms the platforms would fall over. There were only two clowns, a 8 year old boy and a 20-something guy, and neither was very good at his job. The 20-somethings pants fell down on the trampoline but I have to say I kinda enjoyed that! ( Nice package Mr. Clown!!) The Camel just ran in circles, big whoop!, the jugglers only juggled 4 items, yippee, the trampoline guys almost cracked their skulls on the ceiling, ouch, the woman acrobat was 20lbs. shy of weighing what I weight, way to swing big girl!, and at one point they had a dog in an elephant costume, poor thing!
They finally brought the elephants out and I was so disappointed. They looked so sad!! And let me just say nothing, not even my husband, smells as bad as an elephant fart. Of course we had to sit in the front row. The butt was facing us and I think the wind from it blow my hair back. I think my mouth was open too because I can still taste it!! YUCK!! We finally got to ride the elephant and I have to say that was the best part. If you've never rode an elephant I highly recommend it. However the spine can ride up your who ha, so be careful ........or enjoy.........

LOVE YA, Jo-n-JO

Friday, April 3, 2009

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW......


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I was goofing off at work and took my own picture. (to much Americas Next Top Model !)

Not to bad if I say so myself. But the more I look at it the funnier it gets. It looks like I'm contemplating the meaning of life, when in reality, I'm thinking I might need to fart! Take a good look and see if you can see the gas pains! HA HA!

Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo
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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Show me your Tats!!!!!




Remember when you were a kid and you got temporary tattoos in a box of cracker jacks or in one of those machines at the front of the grocery store? You couldn't wait to get home, get a soaking wet washcloth and plaster that baby on. Then you'd bust out your tank tops and strut around like you were the coolest kid alive. Remember? Well, today Carter got to experience the joys of being cool. Everybody he has seen today has had to look at his tats and if he didn't get the response he was looking for he insisted they look again! "LOOK! LOOK! ATOOZ! ATOOZ!!!" He's even had his shirt sleeves pushed up for lack of tank top!!! He loved it so much that I will probably have a 19 year old son with a full back piece and 2 full sleeves! I don't have a problem with it as long as he doesn't come home looking like the lizard man!lizard man Pictures, Images and Photos

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

NOT CLEAN ENOUGH!







I was giving Carter a bath tonight and he decided that the tub was not clean enough to take a bath. So he started washing it down with his wash cloth. Then he washed all his toys. I told him that mama was only one person and couldn't do everything in one day and he thought that was funny. He may look like his daddy, and walk and talk and act like his daddy, but it was nice to see a little of me for a change.

Bed Time







I love bedtime!!!!! I love my son but there are



days when I can't wait for 9 o'clock to come



around. But it never fails, when you have had



all you can take, your child can make you feel like the most important person alive. With one smile your mood can instantly change from sour to sweet. Sometimes I think that all we focus on is what we are doing for our children and I think we need to remember that God has given us the best mood enhancers life has to offer.



Love Ya, Jo-n-Jo



 

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